aperturemurder:

Someone sped up Mark’s Octodad playthrough, I am crying omg!

heartosart:

These past 2 weeks were a rollercoaster of emotions on Markiplier's channel and i just sat here like …

gif source X (thanks)

16 hours ago |  via |  source | 1994
Mark:*calls Dark an emo vampire*
Darkiplites:Omg whyyyyy? We are so much cooler than that!
Mark:*portrays Warfstache as a murderer and an asshole*
Me:Yeah basically. lol
16 hours ago |  via |  source | 86

bunny-autie:

When you start to swear in school but a teacher walks by.. 

16 hours ago |  via |  source | 125

Was just given an offer to go the pub on Sunday, something I have not done in many months but I told my friend I have no money

Then you hear those beautiful amazing word…

"Come on, I’ll buy you a bottle of wine and also don’t worry about paying me back "

in the UK, we don’t say “I dislike you” we take people’s ice cream’s out of the freezer to make room for our own on a hot summer’s day and I think that’s horrible

(Source: jayma-jones)

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 4780

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

(Source: merankoria)

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 153595

begitalarcos:

Wade comes up with “Fun” games to entertain Mary on rainy days…

Peter is not as entertained though

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 923

bringmeknitting:

hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar:

The Penguins of Madagascar | November 26, 2014

oH MY GOD

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 154020

confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

(Source: confirmance)

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 106420
Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
17 hours ago |  via |  source | 262273

utterlyrelevant:

Not even George RR Martin could have orchestrated the events of tonight’s Great British Bake Off.

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 270

(Source: janeannstan)

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 8596

jturn:

fuck me or don’t but if you ever walk away after kissing my neck

don’t come back

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 13